Giving it a Tri
The Olympic triathlon is two months away and I am legitimately nervous. It's tough to prepare for a race like this without actually doing it. I can swim in the rec center pool until my face is blue (literally) but it won't compare to the hands and feet in my face on race day. I've been told to kick back. I think I will. And this won't be no pool - it's the Schuylkill River in Philly. I guess that a contraction of Hepatitis is a small price to pay for being able to say you've done a triathlon - or at least attempted one.....
Trivia:
Five to six hours after a triathlon you should:
A) Avoid large crowds
B) Do some sit-ups
C) Pump the tires on your bike
D) Get tested for Hepatitis
Trivia:
Five to six hours after a triathlon you should:
A) Avoid large crowds
B) Do some sit-ups
C) Pump the tires on your bike
D) Get tested for Hepatitis

2 Comments:
Wow -- that pic of Edna is something else. I can't get the Pink Panther theme song out of my head now.
Dude, you should start drinking industrial waste now to prepare for your Schuylkill swim. Damn, that word is hard to spell. Did you have to Google it, too?
I Googled the hell out of that one....This should be a quad-athlon with resistance to toxic waste being the fourth leg.
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